All You Need Is Love

When I was at Scotia Town Court for my eh-hem.. charges.. there was a young girl standing before the judge, pleading her case. She was being charged with harassment and what not for saying, and I quote, “I will walk through your house with a can of gasoline and burn the entire fucking place down with you and your family inside.” hahahahaha I laughed out loud when the judge read this quote aloud.. I couldn’t help it haha ..apparently, she’d been harassing a schoolmate of hers through Tumblr. Bravo Tumblr.. you’re getting young teenage girls restraining orders for being able to use your blog as an outlet for outrageous anger. Later, when I was standing outside, I couldn’t help but overhear her being a complete cunt to her father, who was only there trying to help. I knew they were waiting to speak with my lawyer to see if he’d represent them in their case.. so I walked up to her and said, “I don’t mean to interrupt you being disrespectful to your father in public, but Mr. *** has been my lawyer for a few years now.. and there’s no way he will ever represent you if you show this lack of respect for your father in front of him. He will not stand for it.. and from what I can tell, your dad is just trying to help you and you’re giving him a hard time about it. If you’re going to be mad at anyone, it should be yourself.. it’s obviously you’re here because of something you did, not your dad. So try and show a little bit more respect for the man that’s always going to be there for you, even when you are being a little brat. Mr. *** is an amazing lawyer and can do wonders for you in the courts.. so lose the attitude. Oh, and good luck with your case.. I love Tumblr.” - She was actually a little shocked with what I said, her dad just stood there, smiled and said thank you for your input, and the girl goes.. “I’m just super stressed, but thank you for telling me that. I’m not usually like this.” Which is obviously not true.. you threaten to burn a girls house down! lol you’re probably a cunt allll the time!